MNM: October 14th (2002)

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The pyros go off and the crowd comes to their feet. We are live in the RCA Dome in Indianapolis Indiana. The Dome is filled to capacity. The city has been abuzz ever since it was announced that High Octane Wrestling would be holding Monday Nite Mayhem there.

Back in Black by AC/DC blasts over the PA and the crowd boos collectively as Lee Best, owner of HOW, makes his way to the entrance, mic in hand.

Lee Best: Welcome everyone to MONDAY NITE MAYHEM! Tonight my Best Alliance will win the HOW World title for me. They will win the Internet Title for me, and they will win the hearts of each and every one of you!

Best points to the crowd as they boo him even louder than ever.

Lee Best: Thank you, your warmth towards me is overwhelming. As you have all learned by now is that you don’t want to mess with the boss. Just ask Acid. Ask Crazy. Ask Juggalo Extreme, Eminem, PBD, Chet, Machtan and all the others who were fired this past week. You see I only want the best here in HOW. The contracts are coming up for a lot of the first signees here. I suggest they all get on the same page as me or. well they will be wrestling Machtan in butt fuck Mexico!

Best pauses as the crowd begins a chant of ASSHOLE….ASSHOLE….ASSHOLE…

Lee Best: Your moms get in the what???????

The crowd stops the asshole chant and starts a PUSSY….PUSSY…PUSSY chant.

Lee Best: That’s funny. Especially coming from a bunch of idiots like you. Now shut up and listen.

PUSSY………PUSSY……..PUSSY…….PUSSY………PUSSY……….

Best tries to speak but the chant drowns out his voice, Frustrated Best slams his mic down and storms to the back. The crowd erupts in a thunderous cheer.

Joe: What a way to start off the second showing of Monday Nite Mayhem. I am Joe Hoffmann and to my right is the incomparable Chris Tucker. I don’t think he will be doing much commentating tonight. He seems to have had a late night last night. Nonetheless we have a PPV type atmosphere here in the RCA Dome.

Joe: We have our first ever cage match. It will be a triple threat affair, also a first, pitting the champion Smokey against Jason Sinn and Best Alliance member Jatt Starr. The Best Alliance also has its hands in the World Title match, where the opponent for the World Champ Miniacle, is still undecided. Well unannounced anyway.

Joe: We also have a contract vs. contract match tonight. The loser will be leaving High Octane Wrestling. The notoriously loud Ice Cube will be taking on the recently signed Marcus Houston. That should be a match filled with emotion. But lets go to our ring announcer Alex McMann for our first match.

Jason Ice vs. Omar Rasheem
:::Bombs over Baghdad by Outkast play as Omar Rasheem makes his way to the ring on a camel. Halfway down the ramp Omar stops the camel and sand and pyros shoot out of the stage as Omar raises his hands. He leaves his camel at ringside, gets into the ring and poses on two turnbuckles pounding on his chest then raising his hands. Suddenly, Jason Ice charges and lays forearm after forearm onto Omar Rasheem’s back:::

Hoffman: Jason Ice is not wasting any time!

::::DING!!!!!::::

::::Jason Ice continues to lay punch after punch on Omar Rasheem in the corner. The referee gets between them. Omar nails Jason Ice with a right a hand, and the two nail each other with closed fists with ref in between them. The ref starts pushing Jason Ice away:::

Hoffman: Finally the ref separates these two. Wow Chris, these two are coming in blazing.

Tucker: As long as they don’t “blaze” over my way. I don’t swing that way, man.

:::Omar Rasheem approaches Jason Ice in the middle of the ring. These two attempt to stare down the other, when out of nowhere, Omar slaps Jason Ice across the face. Jason Ice retaliates with a right hand which sends Omar Rasheem down. Omar gets to his feet and turns right into a Jason Ice standing dropkick. Omar falls back through the ropes to the outside. Jason Ice slides underneath the bottom rope, picks up Omar and irish whips him into the steel post.

The ref counts….1…..2…..

Jason Ice begins to deliver a couple of kicks to Omar’s midsection

….3…..

Jason Ice picks up Omar and sends him back into the ring. Jason Ice follows. Omar gets to his feet, Jason lays him out again with a right hand. Omar is kneeling before Jason Ice. Jason Ice grabs Omar by the hair, but Omar latches onto Jason Ice’s leg. Jason Ice begins to pound on Omar’s back. Omar, lets go and is picked up by Jason Ice. Jason Ice sets him up. Single Arm DDT!!! The cover….

1………

KICK OUT!

Hoffman: WAY too early for a pinfall.

:::Jason Ice stands for a moment with a smirk before stomping on Omar. Jason Ice picks up Omar again and sends him to the turnbuckle. Jason Ice follows up with a Running Clothesline in the corner! The begins to deliver kick after kick to Omar’s midsection.:::

Hoffmann: Jason Ice is really dominating Omar Rasheem in this match. Omar doesn’t seem to have a chance!

Tucker: Where the hell are my Fritos dammit!

::::Jason Ice delivers a right which is BLOCKED!….Omar delivers a right hand of his own….followed by a second one…..a third one….Omar sends Jason Ice into the corner and delivers chop after chop to Jason Ice’s chest.::::

Hoffmann: I spoke too soon! Omar is coming back!

::::Omar sets up Jason Ice on the top rope….:::

Hoffmann: What’s Omar doing now?

::::Omar stands on the second….then the third turnbuckle….He sets him up for a superplex, Jason Ice delivers a right hand….another right hand….then he shoves Omar down to the mat. Jason Ice stands on the turnbuckle….leaps and nails an elbow!!! He drapes an arm over Omar….

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………2………

KICKOUT!!!

Hoffmann: OMAR KICKED OUT!!!!

:::Jason Ice slowly gets to his feet, Omar is still down. Jason Ice grabs Omar’s leg….:::

Hoffman: Looks like he’s going for the Winter’s Grasp!!!

::::Omar shoves Jason Ice with foot sending him into the ref, who falls out of the ring. Jason Ice can’t believe it. Omar crawls behind Jason Ice and delivers a Low Blow! School Boy by Omar!!! :::

Hoffmann: Omar has Jason Ice covered….But there’s no ref!!!

:::Omar gets frustrated. Releases the hold. Omar moves back…setting up….Jason Ice slowly gets to his feet….Omar charges….and nails the SPEAR!!! Omar covers.:::

Hoffmann: SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!! SPEAR!!! Jason Ice is hurting!!!! And the ref is just getting up!!!

:::The ref crawls into the ring.::::

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2…………………………..

KICKOUT!!!!

Omar is getting upset. He picks up Jason Ice and Irish whips him to the ropes and delivers a big boot. Omar goes to the turnbuckle….climbs up….a moonsault….JASON ICE GETS HIS KNEES UP!!!! Omar rolls on the mat in pain. Both men are down. The ref begins counting…..

…..1…..2…..3…..4…..5…..6…..

Both men begin to stir.

…..7…..

Omar is on his feet. The ref stops counting. Omar raises his hand….:::

Hoffmann: Oh no….Can it be?…..Looks like Omar is looking for the Oil Well!!!!

::::Jason Ice is up and walks right into the chokehold….but Jason Ice counters with a boot into the stomach….and delivers a single arm DDT!!!! Jason Ice is up in a hurry, he grabs the fallen Omar’s leg and delivers the Winter’s Grasp. Omar is screaming in pain. Omar reaches for the ropes…just out of his reach. Omar tries to pull himself closer….annnnnnnd,,,,he REACHES THEM!!!! The ref counts for Jason Ice to release the hold….1…..2….3….

Jason Ice releases Omar from the Winter’s Grasp. Jason Ice waits for Omar…Omar to his feet….Jason Ice delivers the Chill Factor!!!! He covers……

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…………………….. THREE!!!!!!::::

Hoffmann: He did it!…wait, wait…..The ref is signaling that his foot was under the rope!!! What the hell is this?!?!?!

Tucker: And Jason Ice is pissed man. Daaaaaamn!!!

Hoffmann: Well who wouldn’t???

::::Jason Ice is yelling at the ref who is pointing to Omar, who does have his leg under the ropes. Jason Ice lifts up Omar and brings him to the middle of the ring and delivers a piledriver. He stands over Omar…the crowd cheers as they know what’s coming….when suddenly, running down the ramp is A.J.!!!

Jason Ice comes off one of the ropes jumps over Omar, hits the other ropes….NAILS the FROZEN ELBOW!!!! Jason Ice covers, but A.J. is on the ring apron distracting the ref. The ref admonishes A.J. as a furious Jason Ice gets up and pulls into the ring.:::

Hoffmann: That bastard AJ just cost Jason Ice the victory!

Tucker: What happened? I paying the fan for my Fritos.

:::He begins to kick and stomp A.J.. and sets up behind AJ, when he gets up he delivers the Chill Factor!!! which causes A.J. to roll out of the ring. Omar is up as Jason Ice turns around as he delivers the SANDSTORM!!!!:::

Hoffmann: Holy Shit….the impact!!!! He nearly took of Jason Ice’s head!!!

:::Omar covers:

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…………………….. 3……………………!!!!!!! DING!:::

Alex McMann: The Winner of this match: OMAAAAAAAAAR RASHEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!

:::Omar Rasheem rolls out of the ring and helps A.J. up and make their way to the back::::

Hoffmann: Jason Ice had this match won dammit!!! He had it won!!! But that damn AJ distracted the ref! Unbelievable start to the nite. Lets go to our second match.

Kronik vs. The Crow
:::The Crow stands in the middle of the ring waiting for his opponent when the pyros explode all across the top of the ramp and “Break You” by Drowning Pool blasts out of the speakers and the crowd look up at the top of the ramp and as the smoke clears a man emerges from the smoke and the man walks out and you can clearly see that it is KroniK….KroniK taunts at the top of the ramp and the crowd start to boo as KroniK slowly starts to walk down to the ring talking trash to the fans….KroniK walks up to the steel steps and climbs them then climbs into the ring as the music dies down and the lights return to normal. The ref signals for the bell.:::

Hoffmann: What a match this going to be….both men are ring technicians….I don’t expect a whole lot of brawling to go on in this match….

:::KroniK and Crow lock up….Crow drops down….but powers himself back up….Crow and KroniK continue the lock up….then KroniK drops down….Crow then nails a headlock on KroniK….KroniK shoves Crow off of him, sending him to the ropes….KroniK drops down as Crow jumps over him and hits the ropes…KroniK is back up and hits nails Crow with a dropkick. KroniK takes a moment to play to the fans who chant “KroniK Sucks!”. This gives time for Crow to get back up…KroniK turns around just in time to see Crow rearing back for a right hand….KroniK ducks, Crow misses the right….KroniK grips Crow around his waist looking for the German Suplex, but Crow counters….KroniK tries again and the move is countered again. Crow shifts to a position where he begins to elbow KroniK in the stomach causing him to release the waistlock.::::

Hoffmann: What a match!

Tucker: Man, this match sucks…I need my shit to get through this!

:::: Crow heads for the ropes…KroniK ducks down….but Crow stops just in time and gives KroniK a swift kick to the face….as KroniK jerks up…Crow grabs him and hits the Belly to-Belly suplex. The crowd cheers. Crow doesn’t waste any time, he picks up KroniK…sets him up and nails the….:::

Hoffman: Tiger Driver!!! This match looks to be all Crow. Where is he going???

::::Crow heads to the turnbuckle….Crow is perched on the top rope….leaps….and KroniK barely avoids the leg drop. Crow grabs his leg in pain. KroniK is up and grabs the injured leg of Crow….he gives the injured leg several kicks before finishing it with an elbow drop….still holding on the leg, KroniK now has a leg lock hooked in. Crow grabs the ropes. KroniK immediately releases the hold. The fans scream “KroniK Sucks!” with even more passion.:::

Tucker: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn!!! This match is getting better!!!

:::KroniK lurks behind the rising Crow….once Crow is up…KroniK delivers a vicious shoulderblock to the injured leg of Crow. Crow rolls on the mat writhing in pain. KroniK stands over him yelling at the fallen Crow….mocking him….slapping him in the face. He then proceeds to spit on him. ::::

Hoffmann: Oh, this is just sick!!! KroniK just doesn’t want to beat Crow….he wants to humiliate him!!!

Tucker: And he’s doing a damn good job of it too!

:::KroniK bends over to taunt Crow further, but Crow grabs his head and hits a small package!!! the ref counts: 1…………..

2………………..

KICKOUT by KroniK!!! KroniK is up….he drags the injured leg of Crow near the ring post. KroniK rolls out of the ring, from the outside he pulls Crow towards the steel post. The ref begins a slow count.

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He takes Crow’s injured leg and drives it into the post…..(Ref Count: 2) A second time….a third time….(Ref Count: 3) A FOURTH Time….he signals for a Fifth time….(Ref Count: 4) but Crow uses his leg strength to pull KroniK into the post….KroniK drops to one knee in pain. This gives Crow just enough time to roll out of the ring to his feet. (Ref Count: 5) He grabs KroniK and throws him back into the ring, breaking the count, Crow pulls himself into the ring..:::

Hoffman: This could be a turning point in the match for Crow!!

:::KroniK greets him with a boot to the head. KroniK pulls Crow up to his feet. KroniK looks into Crow’s eyes….gives him the finger and slaps him hard across the face…Crow goes down. KroniK begins to put the boots on the injured leg of Crow. Crow is in pain. KroniK grabs the injured leg and delivers a standing leg lock. Crow continues to writhe in pain as KroniK’s onslaught continues. As Crow’s cries get louder, KroniK leans in and with his free hand slaps Crow in the face, Crow then grabs KroniK’s hair in an effort to release the hold and hits another small package!!!! The ref counts…………..

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……………………………… ………………………KICK OUT!!!

KroniK is furious and begins to stomp away at Crow mercilessly. He picks up Crow and throws him to the outside. KroniK gives chase. The ref counts: 1. KroniK whips Crow into the steel steps. KroniK picks up Crow….lifts him up by the injured leg of Crow and drops the leg down on the steps. (Ref Count: 2) Crow rolls on the ground. KroniK reaches under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer!!! The ref stops his 10-count to prevent KroniK from using the foreign object. KroniK puts one foot on Crow’s injured leg, he brings the sledgehammer over his head,….::::

Hoffmann: He’s going to cripple the Crow!!!

::::The ref grabs the sledgehammer from KroniK. KroniK turns around as the ref places the sledgehammer under the ring. Crow is on his knees and delivers a low blow to KroniK.:::

Hoffmann: Desperation move by Crow!!!

:::Crow is to his feet and nails a KroniK with a DDT on the floor. Both men are down and out. The ref finally begins to count……………………………1

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:::KroniK is up first:::

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:::KroniK staggers back into the ring, breaking the count, and rolls back out. He picks up Crow….and Crow grabs KroniK in a waistlock and delivers a Belly-To-Belly that sends KroniK into the ringsteps as the crowd chants “H-O-W! H-O-W!!!!”. the ref begins another count……………1::::

Tucker: Holy shit man, did you see that????

Hoffmann: I see it and I don’t believe it!!!

::::Crow is up….he pulls himself onto the ring apron, rolls into the ring breaking the count, steps between the ropes to the outside edge of the ring….And delivers a Leg Drop to the back of KroniK’s head!!! Crow is down….holding that injured leg. The ref counts again:…………………………………………………1

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…………………………………………………………………..4

…………………………………………………………………..5

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…..Crow is the first one up…………………………………7

…..Crow pulls himself into the ring, the count is broken. Crow lies there, recuperating. KroniK struggles to his feet. KroniK rolls into the ring. He gets to his feet and staggers to Crow, who is still lying motionless. He picks Crow up and sends him to the corner. KroniK signals that the end is near…..

Hoffman: Oh no….Crow looks like he’s about to be “KroniKled”!!!

::::KroniK grabs Crow by the hair as he climbs to the top rope….He lifts Crow up and prepares to deliver the KroniKle. He holds Crow in the air and……..::::

Hoffman: MY GOD!!!! I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!! CROW JUST REVERSED IT INTO A HURRICANRANA!!!!!!! That’s the damnedest thing I have ever seen!!!!!

:::The crowd erupts in cheers as both men lie motionless. Crow manages to drape on arm over KroniK. the ref counts:

…………………………………..1

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…………………………………….. …………………..KroniK gets his shoulder up. Crow manages to get to his feet….he grabs KroniK’s legs….puts one leg between them….and manages to lock in the SHARPSHOOTER!!!!::::

Hoffmann: Crow has it locked in!!! We may have a winner!!!

::::The pain in Crow’s leg grows as he has KroniK locked in….KroniK manages to use all the strength in his legs to reverse the hold. Now Crow is on the receiving end, but he is right next to the ropes and grabs them for dear life. The ref counts……….1

………………..2

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KroniK releases the hold. Crow uses the ropes to get to his feet….KroniK is up….he attempts a right hand at Crow, but Crow grabs his arm and turns it into an armbar takedown. KroniK screams out in pain. KroniK, looks like he’s about to tap, when jumping the barrier from the crowd is…..

Hoffmann: NARCOTIC!!!! What’s he doing here????

::::Narcotic grabs a chair and jumps on the apron. The ref looks over and diverts his attention to Narcotic. The ref begins to yell at Narcotic attempting to send him to the back….as KroniK begins tapping as the fans become deafening!!!!:::

Hoffmann: KroniK is Tapping!!!! KroniK is tapping!!!

Tucker: That don’t mean shit if the ref don’t see it!

::::Crow has just become aware of what is going on and releases the hold. Crow gets up and approaches Narcotic….KroniK is up quickly and shoves Crow into the ref and Narcotic. KroniK falls. The ref becomes sandwiched between Crow and the steel chair, as Narcotic just happens to avoid the disaster. Narcotic enters the ring and delivers the “Narc Shot”, which sends Crow to the mat. KroniK crawls over to Crow, hooks the leg………Narcotic retreats to the outside and throws the ref into the ring who is on the verge of passing out…..The Ref counts………..

………………………………………One

……………………………………….Two

………………………………………..Thr—- Crow’s shoulder is barely up!!!!!:::

Hoffmann: Kronik can’t believe it!!! And neither can I!!!!!

::::Narcotic pulls the ref out of the ring…..and re-enters. Narcotic pulls Crow up and delivers…..

Hoffmann: THE COME DOWN!!!!

::::KroniK runs to the outside, as Narcotic escapes the ring. Both men help the ref into the ring. Narcotic starts towards the back. KroniK covers again……The ref counts…………………………………..1

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……………………………………………… ……………………………………………..THREE!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!:::

Alex McMann: The winner of this match……..KRRRRRRRRONIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::::KroniK raises his hand in the air as he rolls out of the ring::::

Hoffmann: This match was over!!! KroniK was tapping!!! But Narcotic cost him the match.

Tucker: Narcotic sure as hell beat down that punk Crow.

Hoffmann: Well he did have added incentive with him and Jason Sinn squaring off against The Crow and Jason Ice in the first round of the tag tourney. Well next up is our loser leaves match. But first lets take a break.

Hoffmann: Welcome back folks. That is right High Octane Wrestling’s first PPV, Overdrive, will be coming to you live in Madison Square Garden in only six short days.

But that is sunday. Right now it is time for our loser leaves HOW match. Ice Cube proposed this match and now it is time for him to take his fate here in HOW into his hands. It is all up to him. Lets get back to the action and see who is leaving HOW.

Ice Cube vs. Marcus Houston
Today was a good Day begins pumping thru the RCA Dome. Ice Cube, with Dre. Dre on his side, strolls down to the ring. There are mostly boos coming from the crowd but there are also some cheers. Ice Cube jumps into the ring and raises his arms. This provokes loud booing from the fans.

Next the 6’3″ 175lb frame of Marcus Houston makes his way down to the ring. There are some cheers, manly because Houston is wrestling against Ice Cube. Houston has a smug and confident look on his face as he enters the ring.

Hoffmann: Marcus Houston is not your over powering type of wrestler. He reminds me of a young Bret hart.

Tucker: Man I am bigger than this motherfucker. My boy Cube isn’t going anywhere. Houston has a problem…..

In the ring Marcus Houston just nailed Cube in the gut with a vicious kick. Cube falls to his knees holding his stomach.

The ref signals for the bell.

Houston then nails Cube in the head with another wicked kick. Cube falls slowly over while his eyes roll to the back of his head. Marcus covers….

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Hoffmann: OH MY GOD HOUSTON JUST WON THE MATCH. CUBE IS OUT OF THE HOW.

Tucker: What the fuck just happened. What the fuck??

Houston rolls out of the ring, glares at a stunned Dr. Dre and grabs a mic. Houston then rolls back into the ring and begins to address the crowd.

Houston: What you just witnessed is what I like to call The Stampede. Two kicks and three counts later and I am the winner. Every time. You see Cube thought he picked an easy opponent for this Contract match. Well as you all can see I am the one that picked the easy opponent. I didn’t graduate Princeton for any reason. I am smarter than any wrestler in the back. Hopefully now no one will underestimate the power of the feet of Marcus Houston. And not to mention the power of the mind of Marcus Houston!!!

Houston throws the mic to the mat and leaves to a mixed reaction. Suddenly security runs to the ring and they escort Ice Cube and Dr. Dre out of the RCA Dome and out of High Octane Wrestling.

Hoffmann: Wow. What a debut for Marcus Houston. Ice Cube is gone from HOW. I hate to say it but the locker room morale should pick up without the mouth of Ice Cube around. For one I am not sad to see him go….ok I got word that we have a camera in the back. Something big is going down….

A camera has zoomed into Lee Best talking to someone. We cant see the person, because they are standing behind a closed door. The door is open just wide enough for Best and the mystery person to talk to one another.

Best: Ok great. It’s a plan then. No one will ever expect to see you go out there for the match against Miniacle. I mean I still cant believe it. Ok yeah, I need to go make some calls. Yeah trust me your money will be coming.

Best then shakes the hand of the person. The camera zooms in and all we can see is a white hand. Best turns and leaves, walking down the corridor in the opposite direction of the camera

Hoffmann: Who was that? Who is facing Miniacle tonight?

Tucker: Some white guy. That should narrow it down for ya.

Hoffmann glares at Tucker as the next match begins to get underway.

Final Judgement vs. Chris Kostoff
Hoffmann: What is going to happen next? I mean once again this has been an unpredictable show. Lee Best just has everyone guessing to what will happen next.

Tucker: Man I dont know what the fuck is going on here. I am just going to light this shit up..kick back and watch. Cube is gone…I DONT GIVE A FUCK

Hoffmann: Trust me I will wake you. But for now lets get to the match.

The sound of wind begins to stir through out the arena. The sound turns to a howl which turns to a scream as the lights go out as the scream stops. Red, purple, green, and blue lights meet on the stage showing Kostoff standing there. Life, Birth, Blood, Doom by Black Label Society blasts across the speakers. Kostoff makes his way to the ring. His ring attire is jeans, black combat boots, and an HOW t-shirt. Kostoff is carrying his favorite item to the ring…a barbwire wrapped 2×4.

Hoffmann: Chris Kostoff means business. I don’t think these “rookies” are intimidated at all the the talent here in HOW.

Tucker: Would you be intimidated when you are carrying a bare wire wrapped 2 x 4??

Kostoff puts the 2 x 4 in the corner and awaits his opponent.

The 7’6″ 390lb behemoth of a man walks out from the back. Final Judgment brings the fans to their feet; everyone wants to see the biggest man in professional wrestling.

Inside the ring Kostoff is bouncing on his feet, loosening himself up. FJ climbs into the ring and stares down Kostoff. Kostoff walks up to FJ and stares up into his eyes. With a smirk Kostoff slaps FJ in the face.

FJ smiles and then proceeds to deliver a right hand to Kostoff, sending him to the ropes. Kostoff bounces off the ropes and delivers a clothesline. FJ doesn’t budge. FJ points to the ropes and Kostoff runs and bounces off the ropes again. Another clothesline. FJ doesn’t budge again.

Kostoff tries another attempt but is met with a clothesline from FJ. FJ begins stomping Kostoff into the mat. After a few more kicks FJ turns and raises his arms to the crowd. The crowd cheers at the show of strength from the big man.

FJ walks over, and picks up Kostoff. FJ body slams Kostoff like he is rag doll. FJ follows it up with an elbow to the heart of Kostoff. Cover by FJ.

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Kick out by Kostoff.

Hoffmann: Cocky cover by Final Judgment there. He needs to put Kostoff away early.

FJ whips Kostoff into the ropes and executes a perfect sidewalk slam. Fj picks up Kostoff and throws him over the top rope, send the newcomer out of the ring and to the floor. FJ slides out of the ring.

FJ bear hugsKostoff and proceeds to slam the smaller man straight into the steel post. The crowd gasps at the sound of Kostoffs back crashing into the steel. Without letting go Fj does it again. And again, finally dropping Kostoff after the third hit. FJ turns to the crowd. He has a evil look in his eye. FJ walks over to Kostoff.

WHACK

Kostoff grabbed a street sign from underneath the ring and just nailed FJ between the eyes. Kostoff rolls the big man into the ring. Kostoff follows gingerly holding his back.

Kostoff delivers a straight right hand to the forehead of FJ. FJ leans up but is knocked down with another Kostoff right hand. Kostoff shakes his right hand in pain.

Hoffmann: Those punches hurt Kostoff as well as Final Judgment.

Kostoff picks up FJ and delivers a short clothesline knocking FJ back down to the mat. Kostoff rolls the big man over and locks in a STF right in the middle of the ring.

Hoffmann: The match could be over. There is no way that FJ is making it to the ropes.

Kostoff is pulling back hard but FJ refuses to give. Kostoff pulls back farther but FJ refuses to give in still. Finally Kostoff lets go and delivers a standing dropkick to the back of the head of FJ

Hoffmann: Final Judgment was just too big for that STF to deliver any kind of damage that would be necessary to cause a submission.

Kostoff slides FJ over to the corner and using the turnbuckles for leverage, Kostoff jumps high into the air and delivers a knee to the head of FJ. Kostoff jumps and goes even higher in the air and delivers another knee to the head of FJ. Kostoff drags the big man to the middle of the ring and covers .

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……… kick out by FJ.

Kostoff picks up FJ and delivers an awkward looking Death Valley Driver.

Hoffmann: Kostoff could barely life the big man. It appears Kostoff aggravated his back when lifting Final Judgment. He probably doesn’t help that Final Judgment worked his back over pretty good earlier in the match.

Kostoff struggles back to his feet, holding his back. Kostoff drags FJ to his feet.

FJ blocks a right hand by Kostoff and delivers one of his own. Another block by FJ followed by a straight right. Kostoff is stumbling now as FJ punches him all the way across the ring to the ropes. FJ leans in and whips Kostoff. Kostoff ducks a clothesline attempt, bounces off, ducks a big boot attempt, bounces off and his promptly met with a FJ grabbing him by the throat.

FJ walks Kostoff around in a circle and proceeds to choke slam Kostoff into the mat. FJ goes to cover.

Suddenly El Nutso slides into the ring welding a steel chair. FJ turns his attention towards El Nutso. El Nutso charges FJ, FJ ducks and Nutso blasts Kostoff square in the face with the chair. FJ turns around and kicks Nutso in the gut and delivers his finisher The Armageddon to El Nutso. FJ then pushes Nutso out of the ring with his foot and goes to cover Kostoff,.

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Hoffmann: Final Judgment scores an impressive victory over a tough opponent.

Suddenly Demonic Michael Hunter runs down the ramp. He lifts Nutso to his feet and points to the ring. He and Nutso slide into the ring and hit a double clothesline on Judgment and proceed to stomping him.

Suddenly Overkill appears at the top of the ramp, he slowly walks down the ramp while Hunter and Nutso lay the boots into Judgment. Kostoff now joins them in the stomping. Overkill slides into the ring and casts his shadow on the four of them. The three mobsters turn around to face him. Overkill grins then points to the mat. Hunter slides out of the ring and goes beneath the apron to fetch a table. He slides it into the ring and sets it up. Nutso begins to climb to the top. Kostoff and Hunter stand off to the side as Overkill lifts Judgment up onto his shoulders. And drives him through the table with the Fatality at the exact moment Nutso hits the 705.

Judgment is left in the pieces of wood as the four men, who call themselves the Legion of Darkness, raise their collective arms in victory. They then proceed to the back.

Hoffmann: Oh my have we just seen the stable that will be challenging the Best Alliance. Or do they have others in mind?

Tucker: Shit they probably work for Best.

Hoffmann: For once you might have a good idea. Speaking of a good idea lets take a break while they help Final Judgment to the back and pick up that shattered table.

Now a word from the #3219 movie in the United States, starring Chris Tucker ….Smoking Yoda
Hell Razor vs. Shadow
Hoffmann:Our next matches pits two recently signed superstars. Hell Razor is already catching the eyes of the guys in the back while Shadow has been…well a shadow.

“Bodies” by Drowning Pool pumps thru the PA system as the 6′ 243lb Hell Razor appears and makes his way down to ringsider, where Shadow is already waiting for him.

Hell Razor slides underneath the bottom rope and goes right at Shadow.

Hoffmann: The bell has rung and Razor isn’t wasting any time.

Shadow charges Razor but is met with a drop toehold. HR quickly slaps on an ankle lock but Shadow quickly grabs the ropes to break the hold. Hell Razor allows Shadow to get to his feet. The men posture for a minute then lock up. HR locks on a side headlock. Push off by Shadow, HR bounces off the ropes, blocks a hip toss by Shadow and delivers his own hip toss, sending Shadow to the mat.

Shadow jumps up, hip toss. Shadow jumps up again and once again is hip tossed by Hell Razor. Shadow sits on his knees and stares at HR who is bouncing on his toes smiling.

Shadow stands up. The two men lock up again. This time Shadow delivers a knee to the gut of Hell Razor. Axe handle sends HR to the mat. Elbow delivered by Shadow. Shadow picks up and whips HR into the ropes…back body drop sends HR flying.

HR is holding his back as Shadow delivers a swift kick to the small of HR’s back. Shadow drags HR to his feet, picks him up and delivers a back breaker. Shadow locks in a Sharpshooter in the middle of the ring.

Hoffmann: It could be over now. Shadow has made a remarkable comeback and now is in position to win the match.

Hell Razor starts to crawl towards the ropes. He about reaches them when Shadow drags them back to the center of the ring. He leans back hard on the legs of Hell Razor.

The Executioner, the HOW Hardcore Champion, runs down the ramp way. He looks under the ring, grabs a stop sign and slides into the ring. Shadow finally notices the Hardcore champion.

But it is too late. The Executioner nails Shadow with the stop sign, busting the man up. The ref signals for the bell.

WINNER OF THE MATCH DUE TO DQ………SHADOW!!!!!!!!

Hell Razor stares at The Executioner in disbelief. The Hardcore Champ signals to Hell razor that they will be tag team champs. Hell Razor, finally realizing what had really happened, smiles. Hell Razor signals The Executioner to put the stop sign in the middle of the ring.

Hell Razor then climbs to the top rope. The Hardcore champ drags the now bleeding Shadow to his feet. He holds him up to Hell Razor, who positions Shadow for a power bomb. Hell Razor jumps off lands feet first and delivers a top rope power bomb onto the stop sign.

Hoffmann: OH MY GOD. Shadow has to have a damaged back.

Tucker: You think dumbass? But why did those two do that??

Hoffmann: Isn’t it obvious? The Executioner and Hell Razor are tag partners this Thursday in the Tag Team Title Tourney. The hardcore champion was protecting his partner.

Hoffmann: Well our next match should be interesting to say the least. We have Chris C.K and Psycho taking on Kanyoner and the Translantic Champion Narcotic. Lets go to the ring.

We are in Lee Bests Office. Sitting across the desk from Lee is Jatt Starr.

Starr: Cmon boss tell me who it is . Who is facing Miniacle?

Best: Nope I cant do that. You are liable to go tell someone. The way Sinn scrambled your damn head, I cant trust you with no secrets. But I can trust that you will go get that Internet Title right?

Starr: Yeah I am going to get the title. Don’t worry about that though. I want to win two titles in the same night. What do you say??

Best: You know what I honestly think you believe that. Sshh. Don’t say a word. Get your ass out of here. You will find out just like the rest of the world who will be facing Miniacle.

Starr leaves with a heavy sigh. Best is seen smiling from ear to ear as the scene fades to black.

Chris C.K & Psycho vs. Kanyoner & Narcotic
We come back from the scene in Best’s office with all four men in the ring.

Kanyoner is motioning to Narcotic that he wants to start off the match. Narcotic nods are head yes…….

Hoffmann: What the hell!! Narcotic just gave the TCD to Kanyoner…HIS PARTNER.

Narcotic kicks Kanyoner out of the ring. Narcotic points to Chris Ck and Psycho. He wants to know who is starting the match. Confused the team of Chris C.K and Psycho agree that Chris C. K. should start the match.

Narcotic walks right up to Chris C.K. He whispers something in his ear.

Hoffmann: What the hell has gotten into the Translantic Champion. Oh my god he is laying down in the middle of the ring..and Chris C.K. Is smiling.

Chris C.K covers Narcotic….Narcotic reverses it to a small package.

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WINNER OF THE MATCH VIA PINFALL NARCOTIC

The crowd is going crazy as Narcotic jumps up and TCD’s a rushing Psycho. Then Narcotic TCD’s Chris C.k.

Narcotic is laughing as he makes his way up the ramp way to the thunderous applause(and laughter) of the crowd. Behind him lie three HOW superstars.

Hoffmann: I can’t believe it. Once again the Translantic Champion proves how much smarter he is than the rest of High Octane Wrestling. I tell you the team of Narcotic and Jason Sinn will be a dangerous one on TNT. Speaking of dangerous it is time for the cage match for the Internet Title.

Miniacle vs.?? WORLD TITLE MATCH
Back In Black blasts over the PA system and the owner Lee Best makes his way to the ramp way. Once again he has a mic in his hand.

Best: There has been a change of plans. There will be a cage match…just not right now. Right now it is time for the World Title match. So start Miniacles music and Indianapolis get ready to meet the newest member of the Best Alliance.

Best begins to walk to the back. As he is leaving he walks by Miniacle. Miniacle gives Lee Best a smirk and all Best can do is smile. The HOW World Champion walks out onto the rampway with a loud ovation from the fans

Hoffmann: So for once Best has done something for the people. The cage match is now the main event and the World Title match has second billing…but only for tonight.

Miniacle climbs into the ring and raises his belt to the fans as they go crazy for their World Champion. Miniacle hands the belt over to the ref and begins to stretch.

Hoffmann: Ok now it is the moment of truth. Lets see who the new member of the Best Alliance is.

Nothing happens at first. The crowd and Miniacle grow impatient. Miniacle climbs out of the ring and grabs a mic. He rolls back into the ring. Just as he does Back in Black begins playing again.

Best walks out to a chorus of boos. Best smiles as he begins to walk towards the ring.

Hoffmann: Oh boy business is about to pick up.

Best climbs into the ring and gets right into the face of Miniacle. Smiling Best begins to speak.

Best: Miniacle. Are you ready to lose that belt of yours? Of course you are. I mean you have had it long enough haven’t you? Well I am not out here to bullshit you. Its time for a new start here in HOW. Its time for a NEW BEGINNING!!!

Back in Black blasts over the PA system again and the crowd stands to see the new member of the Best Alliance and Miniacles opponent. Suddenly two men appear.

Hoffmann: Oh my god. Its one of the best tag teams of all time. Its NEO and GEO…the NEW BEGINNING!!!!

Neo and Geo make their way to the ring. Miniacle doesn’t look as sure as himself as he did before. Neo and Geo climb into the ring and shake hands with Lee Best. The crowd is still standing

Best: You see Minacle your time is up as the peoples champion. Your time is up as the champion that will be pleasing these fans night in and night out. Tonight will be the last time these fans will cheer you as champion. Tonight you meet the New Beginning…..boys say hello to Miniacle…

Neo and Geo surround Miniacle. Miniacle raises his fists. Suddenly Miniacle removes his HOW t-shirt and reveals a Best Alliance T-Shirt

Best: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE HOW WORLD CHAMPION AND THE NEW BEST MEMBER I PROMISED YOU ….MINIACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The crowd is stunned. Miniacle is hugging Neo and Geo, his new Best Alliance co members. Best is laughing in the ring with his arms raised in victory. The crowd begins to throw shit into the ring.

Best and his three new Best Alliance members climb out of the ring and head to the back. The whole time being pelted with beer, chips and God knows what else.

Hoffmann: I cannot believe it. Miniacle has joined the Best Alliance. I can’t believe it. Miniacle has joined the Best Alliance. Just last week they had him….oh wait. This was planned all along. What else does Best have up his sleeve!!!!!!

OOC: Man I lost the Ladder Match when I had to reboot my computer. I was working on the finish. I am not about to rewrite the whole thing again. I am very sorry and I hate having to just recap the match but I really dont feel like rewriting. I will listen to all name calling and you will be justified for doing it.

Jason Sinn vs.Jatt Starr vs. Smokey INTERNET TITLE CAGE MATCH
Smokey retained the title when Jason Sinn was superplexed off the top of the cage by Jatt Starr. Smokey then executed his finisher Smoked on Starr and climbed out of the cage. It was a great long match…Trust me !!

Once again I apologize to Jason Sinn, jatt Starr and Smokey. You all deserved a written match. Sorry.

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